An eclectic mix of poems, often tongue-in-cheek, exploring food, toilets, love, meditation, history and more.

Roman Toilet Propaganda
Roman Toilet Propaganda

A poem about ancient Roman toilets and sewer systems, which were advanced for their time and provide evidence of cultural quirks such as communal toilets and shared wiping implements.

Ode to Fromage
Ode to Fromage

A poem sure to be close to the hearts of all cheese lovers.

PEAR-SHAPED
PEAR-SHAPED

I wrote this after musing about how such a sweet fruit could end up being used to assign negative connotations to events turned sour.

Roman Toilet Propaganda
Roman Toilet Propaganda

A poem about ancient Roman toilets and sewer systems, which were advanced for their time and provide evidence of cultural quirks such as communal toilets and shared wiping implements.

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